Moshulu: Fancy eating on a funny named boat.

To celebrate CreamPuffGrrl's birthday we took a walk on the maritime side to the Moshulu. The floating restaurant is a "four masted steel Braque" according to Wikipedia. One with a rather varied and colorful past including being the inspiration for several books written by Eric Newby. It's also had cameo appearances in Rocky and The Godfather II.

What's with the name? Well it seems that the ship was originally named "Kurt", which is a painfully lame name for such an impressive ship. It was renamed the very baddass sounding "Dreadnought" in 1917 when the US government seized the ship during WWI. However, proving that she was indeed one dizzy dame, Edith Wilson renamed the boat Moshulu to ensure that people would be mispronouncing the name for decades to come.

It's a now a restaurant. Orginally opening as an eatery in 1975, the Moshulu has gone on to survive fire, docking in Camden and still managed to receive a four diamond rating by AAA. The Moshulu isn't cheap: dinner for two can easily top $100+. CreampuffGrrl and I used the tried and true method of getting to enjoy an expensive meal on the cheap: We went there for lunch. Actually, Sunday Brunch.

The Moshulu hosts a "Champagne Sunday Brunch" every Sunday from 10:30 till 2:30. It's a three course brunch with endless champagne for a measly $35. Reservations are required, but we called the day of and still got in easily. Dress code is more relaxed for brunch. This does not mean you get to wear your Phillies baseball cap throughout the meal despite what the jackass who sat two tables down from me thought.

The first thing that hits you when you walk into the ship is the overwhelming smell of chocolate. This is because directly across from the entrance is the dessert buffet, including a 4ft tall chocolate fountain. I managed to miss this sprawling display of sweets initially, until my nose instructed my eyes to seek out the source of the chocolate scent that was wafting in the air.

We had to wait a bit for our waitress to come to our table. This got me a little miffed. I'm very impatient on a good day, and I was dying of thirst. Turned out the waitress was getting a special dessert arranged for the couple next to us who was celebrating their 40th anniversary, so all was forgiven. Once she arrived she was sweet, prompt and kept my Mimosas coming. This is a contrast when a month later I went back and our waiter was promptly at our table side the moment we sat down...and then absent for the rest of the meal. It should never take three tries to get a refill.

During my first visit, there was a special event going on in one end of the boat. This meant we were seated in the bar area. This was quite fine by me, as the sound of champagne bottles popping through out the meal gave it a lively atmosphere and sense of celebration. The bar is bright and sunny, however you'll due best to keep your eyes within the boat. During the day you have a rather dreary image of Camden across the river. Camden is a city best seen from a distance, under cover of darkness. The carpets are a bit worn and should really be updated or cleaned. An odd quirk about sitting in the far end of the boat is that your table and chair lean to the center of the boat. It takes a while to get used to.

The brunch is broken down into three parts. This isn't your local waffle house fare by any means. The first course is served buffet style and has everything from fruit salad to sushi. Notable from this selection was the lobster bisque, which had a fine flavor but was a bit thin. Their house granola and Tahitian yogurt were a simple but lovely combination. The yogurt has hints of honey to it which bounced off the nutty granola.

The second course is selected from either the Breakfast Menu or the Lunch Menu.

I went with the "Coconut Crusted Brioche French Toast Fresh Strawberries, Bananas, Maui Golden Pineapple, Island Rum Maple Syrup"




This was a really sweet dish full of flavors, that missed the mark by a hair due to being rather dry. I was a pinch disappointed. I believe the bread needed to be dredged in the egg/milk mixture longer. The cream that was used for decoration became the savior as it helped offset the dryness. It was a bit of a shame as the flavors were definitely there, and the coconut added a nice texture.



CreampuffGrrl went for the Medallions of Filet Mignon with Shallot Roasted Young Spinach, Yukon Gold Potato Puree, Bearnaise Sauce, Herb Salad, Pinot Noir Thyme Reduction. Her choice was really excellent. The meat was tender, robust, juicy, and booming with flavor. The Pinot Noir reduction was a highlight. No, really it was. It should be bottled like BBQ sauce and sold at the ship's entrance. It was so good, I ordered it when we went back a month later.

Then there was....dessert.





Chocolate covered strawberries, brownies, cookies, fresh whipped cream, tarts, fruit, cannolis, tiramisu, chocolate cake, oh my. I'll break it down for you: Best part was the chocolate covered strawberries and the tarts. Most disappointing was the chocolate cake, which I actually spit out.

In all, a fine meal at a steal of a price.



Moshulu: Fox Tested, chocolate coated CreampuffGrrl approved.

Beau Monde - Gettin' Snooty with it!

Just when you thought the only places I reviewed were greasy spoon type dives that offered cheap booze and cheaper food, I bring you a review of a fancyshmancy french rest-aurant! Okay, I admit it: It's not really fancy, but it is french!

Beau Monde, roughly translated to "Beautiful People" thanks to Babelfish is a hipster creperie (that's creperie, not crapery) just off of South Street at 6th & Bainbridge that I've wanted to try for ages. Often passed over in favor of the old reliable South Street Souvlaki I finally bitched, and whined, and stomped my little feeties until my eating companions caved.

We sat out on the patio to enjoy the be-a-u-tiful weather that day. We also got to see a car get towed for illegally parking, something that brings a tear to my eye. The patio is small, so make sure you choose eating companions who:
a) You really like.
b) Bathe regularly.

Fortune smile upon me as I sat down to a late lunch with Sir Forksalot, CreampuffGrrl and Spoons Macgee.

The waiter was pleasant and promptly brought us a round of water. I believe that they must have some sort of filtration system in place since their water was tasteless and most Philadelphia water needs to be chewed. Chewless water is obviously a bonus. Under the recommendation from the lovely lass at Passional, CreampuffGrrl and I ordered the Ace's Hard Cider. Yum-Yum-Yummity-Yum! I've never tried this stuff before but I was very impressed. I will be serving it the next time my family invades my house for Thanksgiving! According to Sir Forksalot they also had nice clean bathrooms.

CreampuffGrrl ordered an appetizer of a crepe-pizza. There was a fancy name for it, but alas, I didn't write it down. I am really falling down on the job.



The buckwheat crepe came topped with a tomato sauce with slices of red onion mixed in it. The red onion really brought out the sweetness of the tomato. The cheese was very mild, but yummy all the same and not over powering. I did feel that the spinach could have been sauteed a bit more as it was slightly soggy. CreampuffGrrl said that she felt like a bit of a heel for saying it, but the crepe wasn't quite tough enough to hold up to the toppings. Perhaps a slightly thicker crepe would make it easier to eat. Yes, we both realize that thicker crepe would indeed be a pancake.


Sir Forksalot ordered a cup of French Onion Soup. Crappy picture to follow.

This is what I get for forgetting my digital and having to use a disposable instead. Sigh.


He deemed the soup very good. This was a departure form the French Onion Soup I am used to, as anytime I have encountered it is has been in a beef based broth and BeauMonde was using a poultry stock. While not disagreeable, it wasn't what I was expecting and I was a bit disappointed. Further disappointing me was the lack of Gruyère cheese which I believe truly tops off French Onion Soup with the right amount of robust flavor to offset the sweetness of the onion. Rather, they used emmenthal cheese instead which has a much more mild flavor. This could be because they were afraid of over powering the flavor of the much milder poultry based soup. I think they'd do better to relabel this "White French Onion Soup", as those of us expecting a robust flavor punch were sadly disappointed.



Spoons Macgee skipped the appetizers and went straight for the meat, just as soon as he got done throwing his Red Stripe on me. He had a Ham & Cheese. No, really.



It was according to him both "Cheesey" and "Hammy". Not over sized, he easily finished the entire thing by himself save for a bite given to CreampuffGrrl. Though a source of bitterness, she did not receive a bite that had adequate Ham&Cheese to her liking. She did say it lacked the smokey flavor she expects in ham.

Sir Forksalot ordered the Beef Bourguignon.
That's fancy french talk for "Beef Stew with Booze".



This was probably my favorite of the crepes I personally tested. Sir Forksalot has an annoying habit of ordering things that I like better than what I ordered myself. He felt it was under stuffed. Sir Forksalot, CreampuffGrrl, and I all agreed it needed SALT. The flavor was very good, but lacked the "umph" to put it over the edge of full out toe-curling delicious goodness. The smell and flavor of wine was strong and brought together the rich flavors of beef, carrots, mushrooms and leeks in harmony. It just needed a little more seasoning to be perfecto.


Onward to the "Special".

You can even see my notebook and hard cider in the background! Yay!

CreampuffGrrl and I both ordered the special. A buckwheat crepe stuffed with tomatoes, ricotta, spinach, and prosciutto. CreampuffGrrl was not amused with the abundance of fat and grizzle left on the prosciutto. I have to say I wasn't too amused either, but found it less offensive then she. I understand that prosciutto is a fatty meat, but it should be trimmed down. The spinach again should have been sauteed longer to prevent it from becoming soggy. The flavors were subtle but good, and I did enjoy my leftovers for the next morning's breakfast. CreampuffGrrl and I were also quite astonished at the $17.50 price tag when our bill came. Ours contained no meat or exotic ingredients yet cost almost 50% more than Sir Forksalot's Beef Bourguignon! Bad show, Beaumonde, very bad show.


Sadly, we had to skip out on dessert. We have all decided that next time we'll skip eating our meal there and instead just head over for dessert.

Pink Rose Pastry - Almost Quaint

I'm going to have two blogs featuring places I ate at on a recent South Street trip. Yes, I do eat on South Street fairly often. Shopping at Passional makes me hungry, and they always require you to eat before making a visit at Infinite or Body Graphics. Since these are the top three reasons I go to South Street, it leads to a lot of noshing in Philly.

Today I'm going to feature The Pink Rose Cafe. Sir Forksalot, CreampuffGrrl, and SpoonsMacgee went there one evening after a day of shopping. I've been there twice in the past. Once I was ignored by the two people working behind the counter for so long I skipped out and went across the street to Famous 4th Street Deli for cookies instead. The second time, I had a very nice time and the service was friendly. However on the third time out of the gate, I think I have to give up. Our waitress acted very put out by our presence. My original selection wasn't available, so I asked for a few minutes longer to decide. I went to the counter to tell her my order (as she was the only one there and currently getting our drinks) and she ignored me, walking by me twice.

The decor is done in a shabby-chic french countryside look, heavy on the pink. This look would be better accomplished if you couldn't see into the very industrial, cramped, dark, almost dirty looking kitchen area. This would be a fine time to invest in better lighting or block off that area from view. They also have a large snapple refridgerator that throws off the look as well, not to mention causing the place to lose several notches in my book for serving snapple tea rather than the real deal.

Their bathroom is a tiny closet tucked away in the corner. The sink leaks, and the this literal water closet (it's as small as one) reeks of my Grandmother's house - like stale cigarettes. Using the bathroom is a challenge for anyone who weighs more than 150lbs, as you will have to twist yourself inside out to get into the facilities.

If you take the time to walk through the bakery and read all of the plaques on the wall, you'll realize the bakery has actually won many awards for it's baked goods. Look a little closer, and you'll notice the dates which tell you this place used to be a really awesome place to eat....In the late 90's.

Here's the lowdown:

-Iced coffee is so bitter you'll wonder what tar pit it was scraped out of. I like strong coffee, but this stuff could have powered my SUV for at least five miles.

SpoonsMacGee had an Ultimate Brownie:


Price: $4

He deemed it "delectable". Obviously too large for a person to eat in one sitting, unless said person had recently had a bad breakup or was suffering from an especially heinous case of PMS, this brownie is meant to be shared. He said it felt like once it hit his stomach, it expanded like a ballon being inflated. Despite this statement, we have no reason to believe he is a drug mule, simple that this is one heavy piece of chocolate goodness.


Next up, Sir Forksalot's Millinais:


Price: $2

What the hell is a Millinais? It's a french hazelnut flavored sponge cake. That's how the menu described it, although Sir Forksalot said it ate more like a pound cake. Very dense, crispy on the outside and moist in the center, covered with powdered sugar. This was the smallest of the desserts we ordered, and could be easily enjoyed in a single sitting. I had a bite, and although I wasn't blown away it was an enjoyable bit of sweetness that would go well with a good cup of coffee and morning paper. Obviously, not coffee that you got at the Pink Rose.


CreampuffGrrl ordered the Raspberry and Creme Napoleon.


Price: Err... I forgot.

According to her, it was dynamite. Right mixture of Raspberry Preserves and Creme, it had a light taste and a touch of tart from the raspberries. However, due to the toughness of the pasty, you needed a steak knife to eat it. Her attempts at using a fork and butter knife left her looking like she'd been involved in a cocaine bust. I did get to enjoy a bite of hers, and I will say I was envious of her pastry choice.

And finally, my Signature Eclair


Price: $7

The picture doesn't quite capture how incredibly massive this thing is. It's literally the size of a softball, and then some. I only ate a quarter of it, and forced CreampuffGrrl to take a quarter of it home with her. The cream is isn't overpoweringly sweet and the chocolate is semi-sweet, however I wish they'd top it with more strawberries to give it a better balance of sweetness. My main axe to grind was the puff pastry. Any part not covered in chocolate was stale as a crouton. Not enjoyable at all. It seems that although enjoyed by my companions, the Pink Rose Cafe and I are doomed to dislike each other. Especially after I read that the Signature Eclair is mentioned in the book "Good In Bed" that I particularly hated.


Though my dining companions might not agree, my final vote is to skip this wanna-be tearoom and head across the street to Famous 4th Street Deli where they give you a smile with your cookies.